Just in case anyone might be interested, I have an online store. It's at www.cafepress.com/aliceszenstuff It's got some of my more, uh, odd(?) art. Most of which came about from reading about Zen Stuff. Feel free to go look. You can even buy stuff if you want. It's mostly t-shirts and such. My only problem with it is the stuffs kinda expensive unless I mark down my prices so far I get nuthin'. Sigh. Oh, well, such is the wild world of 'bidness'. Now let's see if I can up load something.


The Captains Dream

The Vulcan looked up as I entered the bridge. No emotion, no reaction could be read on that unchanging countenance. An eyebrow raised only the slightest micrometer, and I stopped dead still.
He had reacted!
But to what? Why?
Had one of those numerous, vitally important dials or gages before him at his station; or the computer, through some method beyond mere human understanding, reported to him the near and ultimate destruction of the entire universe?
"Captain," he intoned solemnly in his precise English, "I believe you've forgotten something."
I stood peering at him and thinking furiously. No, I had given all the necessary orders, checked and double checked all the thousand and one things that absolutely had to be checked....but....
I had grabbed a couple of minutes sack time before coming back to the bridge.
"What..", I began, blinking in alarm.
"Your boots, Captain." he said without even a flicker of an eyelash and pointed a long slender index finger at my left big toe as it protruded defiantly from its sock.
With that I gratefully awoke and very carefully put on my boots; after tucking my toe discreetly back within its sock

YeeeeYowww! Look-it That! It worked! It actually worked. (doing a little victory dance!)
Let me know what you think, y'all.